Why don’t you come over? - Part II, The Ultimate Solution

In front of the holy indifference of Romanians concerning the migration of peoples (they are not only Syrians), EU and our officials and press, all of these Christians, summon us to bring terrorists in our country and even in our houses and our very souls. For, if a bomb will blow out in a crowd not even God would tell the diference between debris and souls.

Of course, the refugees can come too but only those who are useless to honorable countries, lets say… the kind that smash the light ball in order to switch off the light.

Anyway, it’s hard to say whether or not Romanians should be afraid of bombs. Par exemple, in our country, when a woman is due to give birth- excruciating pain, her water broken- and the concerned doctor saying to her husband: “Go back to your village and fetch the rest of the money because your wife needs a c-section and she has no time left!”…

Maybe they’ll teach us how a bomb is made, though. Just for the fun of it, a counter-strike against those daily press-bombs.

Just joking, while the political-media beast dangerously approaches its filthy hands against our, so-called, hot mamaliga (corn mush), in an attempt to force it to explode, maybe some money will pour out of it.

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Well, on the other hand, assuming that you’ve already learned that, including your exodus preceded by numerous “spring riots” is part of “Who’s the boss?” game, as the fallen of the “iron curtain” was set to serve alike purpose, not a humanitarian one, there is one thing, for sure, that you ought to know if you still want to come over.

You must’ve heard about “human rights” and some sorts but, in Romania, “the right” is not what you might think it is!

When in Romania one should have a provision of cash, just in case. That's because we have been blessed, since our entire life, with an “honorable” cast, some sort of elite who think is entitled to its “right”. No, it’s not bribery or “șpaga” as they say around here, in the Carpathian Garden. One should never put it that way, for one should be ashamed to offend an “honorable”. And never, never to speak about this as if practiced on regular basis! Nevertheless, don’t you ever forget to have the cash-right at hand, just in case!

For, despite “the integration” and bla, bla…, we’ve kept our tradition alive and kicking and this is not with reference to “sarmale” and “mici”.

For instance, when a child is born, dead or alive, he or she has already bankrupted the piggy bank and is about to borrow some other money. Then, one should give one’s due “spaga” to enter the kindergarten and after that, is good for you to know, that kids go to school mostly for meeting teachers which, for a considerable amount of money, could teach them something during private lessons. After that, some of them will go to study and work in other countries. Before they’ll reach up their destination, though, if traveling by bus, they, most probably, would be robbed by our national gangs, a species most cuddled by authorities in our native land.

Finally, a Romanian dies and goes to hell, according to the astro-religious prediction set on TV, followed immediately by his/hers cow, as it’s customary around here, the sacrifice of the latter being a homage, in cash, to the local church who gives him instead a sermon and a grave.  

By the way, your famous “call to prayer” will certainly be smothered by “manele” and you better hurry up with those mosques because God is already fading in the remote here, exactly in the Virgin Mary’s Garden, on behalf of so many cult locations scattered all over the place!

And you are going to pray a lot if you insist on coming here, for we are doomed to live in a horrific and constant fear, whether is about climate change, the due earthquakes, the foresight statistics related to cancer and other diseases, plus the hell from behind this world and not to mention the ridiculous bonuses like the stupidest records on earth - the biggest salad, the longest sausage - only because the politicians and media like to play God and win big time.

And EU and others “allies” like it a lot!

So, do not choose the ultimate solution!