marți, 8 septembrie 2015

Why don’t you come over? - Part I



Yes, why don’t you come over? After all, Romania is the land of choice. Up here one can choose all sorts of evil things having the illusion of choosing the smaller ones.

No matter who are you and what you believe in, this is the place to be.
For instance, are you a fundamentalist? That’s O.K. In front of the battle over the relics of Christian saints you’ll feel like a free spirit.

What the hell is this?

Then, Romanians are very hospitable, like we all know, meaning some of them would become friendly at once if it seems likely to take advantage of you, while the others would rather not take notice of you, in a tolerable manner, of course. But, don’t worry there will be many friendly folks, among them, many crooks of all sorts.

Including media, which are the friendliest in the whole world; in fact, even if you won’t need such a friend, you’ll be provided for. It’s not your call to say whether or not to be interviewed or filmed or exposed. In our country press is absolutely free, you know, the rest of us are not that privileged!